thebestthaticouldbe:

I’m laughing so fucking hard.

blookisses2:

johnfreakingegbert:

Thank you stranger for making my day

It says “I warned you about the stairs bro” in alternian

charlesoberonn:

amischiefofmice:

orfs:

averyterrible:

thisplaceisdespair:

flatluigi:

stormingtheivory:

So can we talk about the absolutely stunning duplicity going on here?

holy shit

ok, why the fuck is the graph upside down. that is incredibly misleading

Because its from the Florida Department of Justice, and they have a mandate here.

for those who have trouble inverting it in their head, ftfy:

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this is some of the most blatant twisting of info i have ever seen holy shit

This is the shittiest twisting of info I have ever seen.

my sister: oh my god
me: what?
my sister: i just realized something
me: ?
my sister: gaston is a nice guy.
me: ...? um, no, sorry, he's an asshole.
my sister: no, no, no, gaston is a 'nice guy'. think about it. he spends the whole beginning of the movie trying to be friendly to belle. everyone else in that town thinks she's a bookish freak with a crazy man for a father, but gaston like, talks to her and sort of tries to take an interest in her activities and compliments her and stuff with the complete 100% expectation that she's going to pay him back by being in a relationship with him. he tunes out what she actually says because he doesn't really think of her as a person, just a pretty trophy who should react to him the right way if he does the right things.
me: huh
my sister: and then when she hooks up with someone else, he gets all angry and shouty and insists that this other guy is a monster and she's lost her damn mind because she was supposed to fall for HIM, not someone else, and then he goes and stirs up the townsfolk into an angry mob and turns the whole thing into a witch hunt over his wounded pride.
me: O_O
my sister: gaston is a nice guy.

gymleaderkarkat:

What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

kitskittle:

Beta Kids - Photoset!

John | Rose | Dave | Jade

I drew all these so i could practice some stuff (specifically backgrounds and objects) and ahhh it’s super fun hehe *v* i’m going to draw the alphas soon! thank you guys for all your wonderful support eeeep♥

dr-archeville:

hufflepuffsquee:

dangerous-ladies:

escortcube:

You will address me as Captain or Ma’am by Ryoko-demon

It is so exceptionally hard to pull off that cartoony look, but this chick like… knocked it out of the park. Perfection.

OH MY GOD THIS COSPLAYER 

Untouchable by Ryoko-demon

Just follow your heart by Ryoko-demon

Crazy winter by Ryoko-demon

Where are You, Pikachu? by Ryoko-demon

My ferngully by Ryoko-demon

seriously JUST BROWSE HER GALLERY

Hollywood: “But we can’t make the costumes look like they do in the comic books or cartoons!  It’s too unrealistic!”

Me: “Lies!”

Hollywood: “It won’t look right!”

Me: “LIES!”

Hollywood: “Fans demand realism!”

Me: "YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF LIIIEEESSS!!!!!"

tastefullyoffensive:

Decoding Your Restaurant Menu [medium]

envy4breakfast:

CollegeHumor: The 10 Lies You Tell Yourself Every All-Nighter

vitamindirk:

coelasquid:

fablepaint:

biliouskaiju:

Tali’Zora Mass Effect cosplay commission - Finished!!

Includes a sensor in the helmet’s LED that makes the light flicker when she speaks. Goodness, what a fun build! All hardware and armor pieces foam fabricated and sealed with latex. The back harness/shoulder pieces I think were the most daunting for me, but once I stopped over-engineering the pattern it came together quite well, I think! So many individual parts to make the many individual parts!

Fabric is from Spoonflower, for those curious.

I really need to go play Mass Effect, don’t I?

My friend made this and it looks even more badass in real life.

Oh dammmmmmn! Is that actually her wearing it or are you modelling it for the sake of the photo shoot? :P

Can we talk about how fuCKING INSANE THIS IS LIKE HOLY SHIT??? I’LL TAKE TWENTY? ?/?

"Were you able to recover my precious item from that imp?"

littlemissfemscout:

gibusfortress2:

george-the-slut:

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD IT HURTS

What do you mean. wrong?

We mean WRONG, Soldier.

streeter:

I’m glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There’s something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, “I don’t approve of what you’re doing, but I can’t stop you from rolling this banknote into a straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you goddamn beautiful disaster.” 

today-in-homestuck:

It’s been exactly four years since…

Recap 1 [04/15/10]

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