This is so adorable
Did I ever tell u guys about this business card my mom had because let me tell you
Brendon Urie realizing he shouldn’t have just said “whore” during an on-air performance.
This always makes me happy.
Full-scale Portal turret
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO WANTS TO STICK THIS THING LIKE IN A PUBLIC RESTROOM OR AROUND A CORNER IN SOME HALLWAY OR SOMETHING AND JUST WATCH THE LOOK PEOPLE’S FACES WHEN THEY RUN INTO IT
The most evil place to put it would be in a dark hallway at a University games design dept. Full of half-asleep people who know exactly what it is.
"Shiiiiiiit!" *leaps back around the corner*
"ARE YOU STILL THERE~?"
I NEED 10000 OF THESE
Always to be reblogging Aperture Science technologies
Jesus loves a good kit kat every now and again
thers not even any kit kats in that vending machine
if he can turn water into wine im sure snickers into kit kats is just as easy
i think we found the opposite of nash greir
*whispers* You can be mature and respectful and still have a dirty sense of humour.
*murmurs* You can curse a lot and still be highly intelligent with a massive vocabulary.
I love them.
HAHA WHY YOU MAKE ME LAUGH!
IM DRIVING TO SCHOOL AND I FORGOT THAT I HAD A PERIOD APP TO WARN ME AND I CAN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD
"You’re the worst friend ever" in a monotone voice
I’m very happy
this video keeps me going
I’m going to piss myself omg
Please spread this~!
yo guys please help spread this she lives in my area and police aren’t doing anything because nobody has any evidence and if she is just a runaway and she hasn’t been kidnapped we still need to make sure she’s safe so please reblog this even if you don’t live here!
THINGS IT IS PERFECTLY OKAY TO BE
- non binary
THINGS IT IS NOT OKAY TO BE
- an asshole
- a goose
this post wasn’t even about social justice it was about my hatred of geese